Yes, I know. Oak is an Anglo-Saxon word. But I would not complain of this to the Oak Men. They are guardians of the oaks, and language is the least of it where they are concerned. What they speak is older by far than any human tongue, or fae for that matter.
Some consider them dryads of a sort, but this is a serious error. They are kin to tree spirits but partake too deeply of oaken strength and stubbornness to be classed with any nymph. Too masculine, down to their roots.
You may espy an Oak Man wherever a limb has been lost, especially if that branch has been lopped off by a human. His purpose is healing where the tree is concerned, and vigilance toward the woodsman who would do such damage without permission.
The Oak Men, who are also known as the Inifri Duir, have scant patience with those who do not revere the trees or the creatures and plants who are sheltered by oak groves and forests.
The Oak Men are also called the Bodachan na Croibhe Moire, where a bodach is a herder, originally of cows, and Croibhe Moire refers to the heart of the great oak. Thus they are in some sense tree herds, but for your own sake, do not address them as Ents. They are unimpressed with Tolkien’s take on their ancient race, and not much inclined to mercy in any case. Nor are their wives missing.
Indeed, the Oak Women have their own views on all matters to do with the forest, and their frustration with their husbands is often on display, as seen here. But they are certainly not ‘missing’ much though the Inifri Duir might sometimes wish they were.
The Oak Men, you see, have a problem opposite that of the Macamores. They are not jealous of any mortal men who may seduce their females. Rather the Oak Men envy the Macamores their situation and speak longingly of the peace and quiet embracing the woods while the Oak Women pursue such delights. What do they desire instead? What do they lust after?
So beware the Oak Men. They’re common enough in California, whose Central Valley is dotted with magnificent valley oaks in addition to scrub and blue oaks of various kinds. The valley oaks are protected by law, but since the Fall, many also have personal guardians. And the Inifri Duir may be stubborn folk, but even they have been forced to adapt to changing conditions.
In olden times, the tree herders made much use of their mycelial side. They are as closely linked to the fungus kingdom as the oaks because the trees themselves are dependent on fungiform networks in the soil and in rotting logs for recycled nutrients essential to the growth of seedlings and saplings.
Back then, the revenge taken by an offended Inifri Duir might have taken the form of a gift. The Oak Man in question could assume a human’s form and present himself as a fellow traveler. As a kindness, he might offer other travelers or weary woodsmen a fine-looking journey cake. That cake, however, was commonly made from poisonous toadstools and glamoured to look appetizing. Eat of it and you’d surely suffer an agonizing death…
…for the Oak Men would often use fly agaric mushrooms like these. This toadstool’s scientific name is Amanita muscaria and the alkaloids it produces can destroy the human liver. In fact, Amanita poisoning can only be cured by means of a liver transplant if no fae healer is at hand.
Now, however, the threat is even more serious for in their mad search for ESPN, cold beer, and recliners, in addition to revenge, they will often attempt to invade your home.
Therefore do not be deceived by the modern guises the Oak Men rely upon nowadays. If you’ve been out in the woods, say, cutting down a Christmas tree or collecting fire wood, hunting deer, or clearing land for construction purposes, beware of hucksters who place themselves in your path but are only human in appearance. For example:
Do not give such men entry into your life, your wallet, or your house, and especially not your den. Do not on any account eat their offerings whether it be home-brewed beverages or nutritional supplements or chips and dip! Even if you should survive the initial encounter, you may never be able to evict them from your basement hideaway!